(A weary-looking doctor, Dr. Finch, is making rounds. He’s trailed by a very enthusiastic, if somewhat disorganized, resident, Dr. Ramirez. They stop at the bedside of a patient, Mr. Henderson, who is wired to a bewildering array of monitors and hooked up to an IV drip.)
Dr. Finch: (Sighs) Mr. Henderson, how are we feeling today?
Mr. Henderson: (Weakly) I still have this… peculiar sensation. Like a rubber chicken is tap-dancing on my spleen.
Dr. Ramirez: (Jumps in, scribbling furiously in his notepad) A rubber chicken… on the spleen. Interesting. Could be a manifestation of… (He checks a very thick medical manual) …spontaneous anthropomorphic poultry resonance! Rare, but documented! We need to run a full avian resonance index!
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