Mrs. Gable: Bartholomew! There you are! What have you been up to?
(Bartholomew meows and points a paw at a squirrel wearing a miniature clown costume, who is frantically trying to climb the wall with a sack full of bananas.)
Bartholomew (in a surprisingly clear voice): They were staging a hostile takeover of the banana supply and planned to use the cake as collateral! I had to stop them!
(Mr. Henderson starts laughing uncontrollably.)
Mr. Henderson: The rubber chicken… it’s doing a polka! And he’s juggling bananas!
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