Dr. Finch: (Stares blankly) Mrs. Gable, with all due respect, a missing cat in a sombrero is hardly a medical emergency.
Mrs. Gable: But he's incredibly sensitive! He gets anxiety if he doesn't have his daily dose of chamomile tea and interpretive dance! He’s also judging my knitting, constantly, and it’s quite distracting! I need him now*!
(Just then, a cleaning lady, Agnes, wheeled in a large mop bucket. Out from behind it popped a chimpanzee wearing a nurse’s uniform and reading a copy of "Gray's Anatomy.")
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